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Dating Tip: Leave the Animals Outside


You are going to have no idea where I'm going with this. You're probably wondering what I mean by "leave the animals outside." You may be thinking any of the following things:

"I live in an apartment. Do I leave them outside my door?"

"I live in the mountains where coyotes run free. My Pomeranian is a Power Bar to them."

"Doesn't someone I'm dating have to like my animals?"

"My dog is a GREAT judge of character, and she stares at people she doesn't like. If a stranger comes in my house, who is going to bark at them if the dog is outside?"

Are you confused yet? Well, let me explain what I mean. When you have sex, leave the animals in another room.

Nothing is freakier than when you are working your way down a woman's body, and Fluffy the Calico cat rubs up against your ass that's protruding in the air. Or, you are deep into a hypnotic trance having the best sex you've had in a long time, and the dog starts howling when she starts moaning.

My cat likes to crawl across my headboard. Nothing freaks me out more than when I'm on top of a woman and I am eyeball to eyeball with my cat. Granted, I really enjoy getting pussy... but not the orange tabby variety at that moment.

Have you ever been at someone's house and it's one of those track homes where the construction is just not that great? Inevitably in the middle of fooling around, the person's dog starts scratching his head and you can hear the "thud thud" sounds on the floor.

My black lab is prone to nightmares. Nothing can kill the mood worse than when she is having a dogmare. She starts screaming, trembling and shaking in her sleep. The only one I want screaming, trembling and shaking, is the woman on whom I'm performing magic.

I love my animals. I even share my bed with my dog. When it's time for some adult play, however, the term "Daphne Stay!" works wonders.

I once dated a woman who had one of those yippee furballs and hardwood floors. That little guy would pace the entire night. The sound of toenails clip-clopping on the hardwood floors caused me to wish I had a little blue pill.

So the next time you have someone over to your pad, it's okay to leave the dog, the cat and the iguana in the other room... because the only animals that should be in the bed are the two of you.

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There Is Hope for Everybody

Everybody deserves a partner and a match. Not just the young and beautiful. Various dating sites over the years have proven that there is a market for those who are not model material right off the cat walk. There are sites for the marriage experienced - recycled- and senior candidates. An American association of retired people has a whole site of dating advice dedicated to that target group. Clever business people whiffed this niche market potential all along. One of the latest new sites I found today is a HIV Dating Site. It offers Free Lifetime Premium Membership to Next 50,000 New Members. The irony for me lies in the term "lifelong membership". Is it me or is it macabre? According to Google rankings, it is one of the most popular HIV dating sites. How many are there?

A while ago I reported about a dating site for the ugly. Who would consider himself/herself outright ugly and admit as such on a public dating site, I wondered? But according to further research and a new website called directly affiliated with Cupid in their name, lack of good looks may actually work in favor of women. The more men disagree about the looks of a woman, the more appealing or interesting they find her --and it brings out the protector in them. The owner of a personalized matchmaking service--like the one I owned in Ireland- is certain that the quirks and personality in a woman attracts a man just as much as her looks. Women who are too beautiful may intimidate a male ego.

There is a plethora of other niche sites for the ugly, the overweight, the vertically challenged, religious minded, cougars and now people who are cheating openly. There are sufficient choices to take your pick from. Speed dating events online now offer an alternative: leave your home and really make some effort to meet a live person in the flesh. Another site caters to certain spiritual needs of their clients and local news blog about town have matches in your neighborhood. Senior citizens, i.e. the over fifties or more euphemistically called baby boomers, have their outlet to turn to. If all of that is not enough choice, you can recruit the direct help of "your" God though the venue of a dating site and for a fee of course. He has a soul mate, your personal match for you in mind. I hope he doesn't get confused about people's handle names. So there is hope for everybody.

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The Charms of Southern Women


It's a lot of trouble though, really it is. It takes a long time to fry up a chicken. It's an art to doing it well, one that we here in the south have perfected. The chicken just has to have the side dishes to be complete meaning more time, more effort and more trouble.

I was married for two years before my husband had a clue I could fry chicken. Had he known earlier, he would have been whining for that meal every Sunday. I held it back, because frankly, I don't want to be frying chicken all that much.

Frying chicken is about as sacred as sex. Once you give it up, well the dynamics change in the relationship. Except frying chicken has more power. *You can have sex too soon with a man and just go on about your business like thanks, that was great, maybe we will do it again sometime.

Fry him chicken too soon though and you might as well lay all your cards out on the table. You just invested and awful lot of time, effort and planning into him. Not so with the sex, it just sort of happens. The chicken though, oh my, here is what he is thinking.

She just went to a lot of trouble to show me she is wife material. She spent over an hour over that hot frying pan. She made those biscuits from scratch and the gravy, oh my gosh the gravy. She is thinking this is a real relationship, holy crap. I am certainly going to eat it, but in a few days I might have to just tell her "You chicken was great, that's not it. It's not you, or your chicken, it's me.

If you are in the selecting stage of dating, meaning you don't really have a partner yet, where is your chicken. Is it in the freezer? Is it in the fridge? Is it already floured and ready for the hot oil? Or have you even got a chicken?

I think you will figure out as I go on with this, this chicken is symbolic of a lot of things, so stay with me here.

If you are not dating anyone specific maybe doing the online thing, well your chicken should still be at the grocery store. You shouldn't even be thinking about frying that chicken. It's ok to keep some sweet iced tea around, but forget the chicken just yet.

You see this is where so many women lose in the dating game. They are out to just find the man to fry that chicken for, and they lose sight of the goal here. Long term satisfaction. The selection process takes time. If you have your chicken anywhere but the grocery store at this point, well you are setting your priorities opposite to what would work. If your chicken is say, in the fridge, you are going to pull it out way too soon. It's there, might as well see how this one likes it. This chicken is your heart to a degree. No need to pull it out so quickly. It will keep just fine at the grocery.

Where your chicken should be in the dating/relationship game below:

Selecting: Chicken should be at the grocery
Dating: Still at the grocery
Exclusive Relationship: Safe to put one in the freezer
Commitment/Ring: Move the chicken to the fridge now just leave the biscuits, you are out of buttermilk. Give him cold macaroni salad instead
Marriage or Cohabitation: Put the chicken in the pan, but not when he asks, but when you feel like making him feel good, as a gracious gesture. Add the side dishes if you feel like it.

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Recognizing the Flirting Gestures of Women

Do you think she's flirting with you? Unsure whether that wink is giving you a green light or just something in her eye? You are not alone! Many men are not aware of the subtle flirting gestures that women do to indicate their interest in them, even though almost all women do the same things instinctively.

Instead of worrying about that wink or head nod that may just mean she's getting rid of a twitch, here are some real signs of attraction to watch for:

Tossing Her Hair or Playing With Her Hair

If she likes you then she will toss her head or run her fingers through her hair in a grooming gesture. It doesn't matter if she has long or short hair because this is a sign of her caring about her appearance and trying to look good for you.

She may also twirl her hair around her finger and make eye contact with you. This is girly and feminine sign that she is trying to indicate cuteness and playfulness.

Tilting Her Head

This is what a woman does to signify a feminine and vulnerable look. It is intended for you to feel a sense of compassion towards her, or a need to help her, because she looks so vulnerable. Women know that guys want to help them when they need it so this is perfect way to look as though they need you to come over to them.

Exposing Her Neck

If she exposes her neck to you she is doing this for two reasons. One is to make herself look more feminine and the second is to make herself look more sexy. This is a move that many men can't ignore even if they don't know that she is doing it purposefully to get her attention.

Pouting or Licking Her Lips

Women know that men like their lips. Most women have fuller lips than men and use that to their advantage. When they pout, their lips instantly appear bigger and therefore more feminine and sexy. In essence, they are trying to get the man to notice the sexual promise that their lips carry.

Looking at You over Their Raised Shoulder

When a woman raises her shoulder she is pulling up her womanly features - namely her breasts. She is also giving a sexy and knowing look over her shoulder that suggests interest and intrigue that she hopes the guy will catch. You have to admit that the glance over the shoulder with the intense eyes is a sexy womanly trait that women have mastered. Very few men can ignore this look from a woman.

So if you see one or more of these signs from a woman then you know she is probably interested in you and sending you these signs on purpose. This would be the time to make your move and see what happens!

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How to Attract a Woman - Is Positive Thinking Enough?

Any time that you really want to get a good result in life, you have to be able to think positively about the outcome. You don't want to be the guy who sees a woman who he is attracted to and immediately think that you have no chance at all with her. Guys who do well with women just do not think that way. So, it gets said that you need to be able to think positive about attracting women, and that is all well and good. The thing is, is it enough to just think positive about your chances with women or do you need something more?

I guess there are some situations where positive thinking is more than enough. I mean, if thinking that way gets you to approach a woman and she already finds you appealing, then that may really be the "secret" ingredient that you have been missing. On the other hand, if you are making a cold approach and she is not yet feeling anything towards you... then positive thinking by itself is not going to be enough. You are going to need something more to help you out.

You have to learn how women think about being approached by guys...

Most guys think they know exactly what a woman is thinking when they get approached by guys, but in my experience, most men are pretty far off. The way that your average guy makes the approach when he sees a woman he likes is not really all that impressive in her eyes. That may sound kind of cold, but more often than not... it is the truth.

This is why it is so important to go beyond just thinking positively and really learn how to make a good approach and to have some insight into what it is that she is thinking when you do approach her. Getting inside of her head is a good way to make sure that when you do get the nerve to make the approach, you will get more than just a cold shoulder.

You also have to realize that action is king when it comes to getting results...

There are plenty of dateless guys who can imagine themselves doing everything right to end up with the girl, but all of that thinking with no action bears no fruit at all. If you want to make sure that you do not end up like one of those guys... then you need to take action and learn from those actions till you get things right. That is why positive thinking helps, but it is not always enough if you want to know how to attract a woman.

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Choosing Between Your Friends and Your Girlfriend

If you have ever been in a relationship with a woman who you are seriously attracted to, you definitely know how it feels. It's a feeling like no other. Almost nothing seems as important to you as being with her. If you could, you would spend every free moment together with her. You would even miss important meetings with your friends just to see her.

Hey, they are your friends, they will understand if you ditch them from time-to-time for her. And who doesn't, isn't really friend anyway! Right? Wrong! Dead wrong! Should you ever start behaving this way, you will damage friendships with others and eventually ruin the relationship you have with your girlfriend. Let me explain.

Whenever you forgo activities you had planned with your buddies because of a woman, your relationship with them suffers. Even your best friendships will eventually suffer if you continue on this path. Sure, your friends will understand when you don't always have the time for them. However, if you start to shut them out of your life completely, you will lose friends fast, even the best ones.

You wouldn't believe how many guys I have seen in this exact situation. Imagine you are the guy in this situation who spends all of his time with only the girlfriend and with passing time, she slowly but surely becomes the only friend you got. Your buddies stop calling you because "Why bother? You would say no anyway!" This is the worst case scenario a man in a relationship can be in.

Because you interaction occurs with only this one "friend", you will become dependent of her company. You always need to have her around and when she isn't, frustration and desperation start to creep in. Whenever she is out with her friends (because she didn't give them up like you did) you will become jealous. You will see every new male acquaintance as a threat and might even get jealous of her female friends. Like you can imagine, this is where everything starts to go downhill.

Sure, the one thing you could always do is to become friends with her acquaintances. But whatever you do, these people can't replace your old friends. Even more, should you ever break up with your girlfriend, these new friends will always choose her over you. And when the day finally comes and you two break up (and it will come), you will have no friends at all.

Now you are in a really bad spot - you are all alone. Whenever you try to patch things up with your old buddies, you will notice that they don't have much time for you anymore. If you put yourself into their shoes, it will become apparent why.

You were the guy who was always "busy" and didn't have time for them and now when you are desperate, suddenly expect them to find the time for you again. Guess what? They moved on with their lives! They have learned to live their lives without you in it!

So what exactly am I trying to say here? That you should always choose your friends over the girl? Of course not! If you spend time only with your friends and rarely with your woman, you will definitely lose her. A woman needs attention and when she doesn't get it from you, she will search it from someone else.

The lesson here is: find a balance between the two, so your relationships (with your friends and with your girl) won't suffer. Don't spend all of your time with your friends but also don't give her all of your attention either. Find the time to go out with your buddies and the time to do something with your girl so everybody is happy. Remember, balance is the key to all long and healthy relationships.

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Top 7 Ways You May Accidentally Turn Him Off

Many men out there aren't entirely too picky when it comes to an attractive women who has a decent personality. So long as you keep your cool, be somewhat of a tease, and hold fast to your beliefs and morals; he will respect, admire, and most likely pursue you regardless.

However, there are a few ways that women can just as easily flip the 'off switch' on a man - sometimes unknowingly, and/or unintentionally.

Don't let these minor slip-ups happen to you, armor yourself beforehand with the knowledge you need if you aim to truly own his heart and have him fall in love with you.

1. Being His Best 'Mate' -

In other words, 'being one of the guys.'

It is perfectly fine to hang out with him and his male cohorts from time to time - just don't start punching his gut, creating flatulence, or cussing nonstop like a drunken sailor unless you want him to view you in the same way he views his friends, and not his girlfriend.

2. Friends with Benefits -

On the same token, you also don't want to be just another friend who gives in to sex too easily. Men appreciate the thrill of the chase, if he views you as a woman worth pursuing, he will value the sexual tension more so than a fly-by-night kind of thing.

3. Too Predictable -

If you choose to settle for 'friends-with-benefits'; 9 times out of 10, he will not take it any further.

Once his curiosity for your sexual side has been satiated he will no longer ponder you with the same mysterious intrigue he did in the beginning, and view any further encounters with you in a more predictable light.

Place your sexual tension on a higher standard by not giving in too easily. Slowly feed his appetite with subtle teasing and flirtation.

Once the both of you are ready, you feel honest and real feelings of love from him and not just a strong attraction, you may then choose whether to get frisky beneath the sheets.

4. Jealous Attempts -

As previously stated, men enjoy the thrill of a chase - however, this does not mean that he will appreciate you gallivanting around with different men in the process. If he senses that his competition is too stiff, and that you may be more interested in someone else, he will not waste his time.

5. Digging In -

If you really want to win him over, the best way to NOT do this is if you constantly nag, criticize, moan, or dig in to his qualities that you dislike and don't care for. Learn to love him for who he is, not for who he could be.

We all have our flaws and minor drawbacks, don't let these petty occurrences ruin what chance you may have.

6. Second-Guessing Yourself -

Be confident! A man who truly loves you will be there by your side if need be, however - he will learn to love and admire you so much more if you can take command of your life, and walk with a stride of determination towards your goals.

If you second-guess yourself; your actions and your words - you will leave him with a sense of uncertainty and possibly even confusion, which will ultimately give off the wrong vibe.

7. Not Watching His 'Six' -

A man will learn to grow comfortable, open up more, and begin to trust you quicker if he knows without a doubt that you will always be there for him as well. Just as he would likely do for you. Be there for him through his times of need, stand up for him in any situation, and always have his back.

This kind of reliant action will build a priceless bond of trust between the two of you that goes beyond words!